I made a song
I made a song
they call it nintendo switch because you sw
you swi
Take your time
2002 was weird
Kelly Rowland texted her boyfriend via Microsoft Excel and got mad because he didn’t text back.
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
omg
you: sweater weather
me, an intellectual: seasonal depression
Siehts du diese Licht… (by Florian Fahlenbock)
too real